Detachable Penis letra

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis wasmissing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy alot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get mein trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I goto a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and Icouldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn'tseen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, Ileave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it popsup to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but theywere no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't likebeing without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and Ireally
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a fewhours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I wasstarting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all thosepeople
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penislying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. Ihad to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again.Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like havinga
detachable penis.

King Missile - Letras

• (Why Are We) Trapped?
• And
• ANTIMATTER
• Anywhere
• BLOODLETTING
• Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
• CHICKENS
• Come Closer
• Damned If I Know
• DELORES
• Detachable Penis
• DFB2BS
• DICK
• DINOSAURS
• Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
• Ed
• Equivalencies
• FAILURE
• Farm
• Fidh
• Fluting On The Hump
• Fourthly
• Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
• Gary and Melissa (spoken)
• Get Into It (roll Around In It)
• Give Me a Dollar
• Glass
• Happy Hour
• Happy Note
• He Needed
• Heaven
• Heavy Holy Man
• Hemopheliac of Love
• Hey Jesus
• How to Remember Your Dreams
• I'm Sorry
• It's
• It's Saturday
• Jesus Was Way Cool
• JLH
• Let's Have Sex
• Lies
• LIFE
• Listen To Me
• LOU
• Love Is
• Love You More
• Margaret's Eyes
• Martin Scorsese
• Meditation Is Boring
• MONKS
• Mr Johnson
• MUFFY
• My Heart is a Flower
• No Point (sung)
• Now
• Open
• Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
• Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
• Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
• Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
• Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
• Part Two
• PHAEDREAUX
• PICKAXE
• Pigs Will Fly
• Psalm
• Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
• Royal Lunch
• Scotland
• Sensitive Artist
• Sex With You
• She Didn't Want
• She Had Nothing
• Sink
• So Happy
• Socks
• Still The One
• Stonehenge
• Take Me Home
• Take Stuff From Work
• That Old Dog
• The Blood Song
• The Box
• The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
• The Bunny Song
• The Commercial
• The Evil Children
• The Fish That Played The Ponies
• The Hemophiliac Of Love
• The Indians
• The Leather Clown
• The Love Song
• The Neither World
• The Sandbox
• The Story of Willy
• The Way to Salvation
• These People
• Title Track
• To Walk Among The Pigs
• Tongue
• Vvv (vulvavoid)
• What If
• When She Closed Her Eyes
• Wind Up Toys
• World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone