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DICK letra
Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day:
In the morning, when he woke up,
Right after or right before dinner,
And right before he went to sleep.
If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,
He was a pain in the ass to be around.
He jerked off to tv-
Especially Mary Tyler Moore and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels;
He pulled his pud to porno books;
He even jerked off
To the underwear ads
In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times.
If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone,
Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice.
'Cause coming was his raison d'etre.
One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune
When a job offer came to him over the phone
And he needed a job bad
But he told the man he'd call him right back,
'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job.
And it wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that
He just honestly preferred his right hand.
I saw him the other day,
And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place
And they both wanted him to stay over.
But he went home,
Called up another girl,
and jacked off while talking to her.
I don't know why he tells me this shit.
Dick's a fucked up guy.
King Missile - Letras
- (Why Are We) Trapped?
- And
- ANTIMATTER
- Anywhere
- BLOODLETTING
- Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
- CHICKENS
- Come Closer
- Damned If I Know
- DELORES
- Detachable Penis
- DFB2BS
- DICK
- DINOSAURS
- Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
- Ed
- Equivalencies
- FAILURE
- Farm
- Fidh
- Fluting On The Hump
- Fourthly
- Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
- Gary and Melissa (spoken)
- Get Into It (roll Around In It)
- Give Me a Dollar
- Glass
- Happy Hour
- Happy Note
- He Needed
- Heaven
- Heavy Holy Man
- Hemopheliac of Love
- Hey Jesus
- How to Remember Your Dreams
- I'm Sorry
- It's
- It's Saturday
- Jesus Was Way Cool
- JLH
- Let's Have Sex
- Lies
- LIFE
- Listen To Me
- LOU
- Love Is
- Love You More
- Margaret's Eyes
- Martin Scorsese
- Meditation Is Boring
- MONKS
- Mr Johnson
- MUFFY
- My Heart is a Flower
- No Point (sung)
- Now
- Open
- Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
- Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
- Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
- Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
- Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
- Part Two
- PHAEDREAUX
- PICKAXE
- Pigs Will Fly
- Psalm
- Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
- Royal Lunch
- Scotland
- Sensitive Artist
- Sex With You
- She Didn't Want
- She Had Nothing
- Sink
- So Happy
- Socks
- Still The One
- Stonehenge
- Take Me Home
- Take Stuff From Work
- That Old Dog
- The Blood Song
- The Box
- The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
- The Bunny Song
- The Commercial
- The Evil Children
- The Fish That Played The Ponies
- The Hemophiliac Of Love
- The Indians
- The Leather Clown
- The Love Song
- The Neither World
- The Sandbox
- The Story of Willy
- The Way to Salvation
- These People
- Title Track
- To Walk Among The Pigs
- Tongue
- Vvv (vulvavoid)
- What If
- When She Closed Her Eyes
- Wind Up Toys
- World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone
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