The Blood Song letra

I remember the last time i donated blood
The nurse put a bandage on my arm. she told me
Not to remove it for six hours
The time was five o'clock, and at about ten to six

I was having an early dinner with some friends
In a pretty nice restaurant
I was embarrassed enough that i had short sleeves on
The bandage made me look downright silly
So i removed it slowly, surreptitiously
So no one would see
Suddenly, a thin but powerful stream of blood
Started gushing out of my arm
It hit a man sitting directly opposite from me
Splashing off of his head and onto the floor
A waiter delivering a bowl of chicken noodle soup
To a nearby table slipped,
The bowl went flying and landed on his head
I was completely covered with noodles
And i disappeared
Well, i learned my lesson that day
And the next time i give blood
I'll wear long sleeves
And i'll leave the bandage on

King Missile - Letras

• (Why Are We) Trapped?
• And
• ANTIMATTER
• Anywhere
• BLOODLETTING
• Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
• CHICKENS
• Come Closer
• Damned If I Know
• DELORES
• Detachable Penis
• DFB2BS
• DICK
• DINOSAURS
• Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
• Ed
• Equivalencies
• FAILURE
• Farm
• Fidh
• Fluting On The Hump
• Fourthly
• Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
• Gary and Melissa (spoken)
• Get Into It (roll Around In It)
• Give Me a Dollar
• Glass
• Happy Hour
• Happy Note
• He Needed
• Heaven
• Heavy Holy Man
• Hemopheliac of Love
• Hey Jesus
• How to Remember Your Dreams
• I'm Sorry
• It's
• It's Saturday
• Jesus Was Way Cool
• JLH
• Let's Have Sex
• Lies
• LIFE
• Listen To Me
• LOU
• Love Is
• Love You More
• Margaret's Eyes
• Martin Scorsese
• Meditation Is Boring
• MONKS
• Mr Johnson
• MUFFY
• My Heart is a Flower
• No Point (sung)
• Now
• Open
• Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
• Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
• Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
• Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
• Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
• Part Two
• PHAEDREAUX
• PICKAXE
• Pigs Will Fly
• Psalm
• Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
• Royal Lunch
• Scotland
• Sensitive Artist
• Sex With You
• She Didn't Want
• She Had Nothing
• Sink
• So Happy
• Socks
• Still The One
• Stonehenge
• Take Me Home
• Take Stuff From Work
• That Old Dog
• The Blood Song
• The Box
• The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
• The Bunny Song
• The Commercial
• The Evil Children
• The Fish That Played The Ponies
• The Hemophiliac Of Love
• The Indians
• The Leather Clown
• The Love Song
• The Neither World
• The Sandbox
• The Story of Willy
• The Way to Salvation
• These People
• Title Track
• To Walk Among The Pigs
• Tongue
• Vvv (vulvavoid)
• What If
• When She Closed Her Eyes
• Wind Up Toys
• World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone